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Sleepaway Camp: The Musical! ♪♫


By Harry Watson

Pretty much every good horror movie has been adapted into a stage musical, as weird as that sounds. To name a few: Evil Dead, Re-animator, Carrie, Halloween and The Human Centipede. Sleepaway Camp has always been one of my favorite horror films and I got to thinking: Why hasn’t Sleepaway Camp been made into a musical? It probably has something to do with the lady balls shown at the end of the movie or the fact that only true horror fans even know of the movie. For those of you who haven’t seen Sleepaway Camp, the film follows Angela Baker, a shy, awkward, girl with a very dark secret. Angela gets sent to Camp  Arawak, where she becomes the victim of bullying. One by one campers are picked off like flies, until the killer is discovered. Sleepaway Camp is certainly not your average camp slasher flick. I think a musical version of Sleepaway Camp would be absolutely hilarious so I took the liberty of creating a fake song list inspired by the movie.

Sleepaway Camp: The Musical!

Act I

1. Camp Arawak: Closed for Business- Ghost Campers

2. Motor Boating Baby.- Craig, Maryanne, Dolores, John,                   Young Peter,  Young Angela

3. That Simply Will Not Do- Aunt Martha, Ricky

4. Man o’ Man- Paul, Ricky, Judy, Camp Boys

5. Get it? Got it? Good! / Special Girl- Meg, Judy, Camp Girls

6. They’re Never Too Young To Step Inside.-Artie

7. You’re Never Too Old… To Say Goodbye.-Killer, Artie

8. Kinda Crazy/ Goodnight Angela.- Kenny,Billy, Camp Boys,          Paul

9. Hey Bobery Bob/ It ‘s You!- Kenny, Killer

10. God Dammit Angela- Judy, Meg, Camp Girls

11. I’ve Heard Crazier- Mel,Ronnie, Paul, Ricky

12. God Dammit Angela Reprise- Judy

13. It Ends Here/ Life Stings- Ricky, Killer, Billy

Act II

14. Cabin Killer- Mel, Ronnie, Ricky, Paul, Angela, Judy, Meg,        Campers

15. Something Between Us/ I’m Not Ready- Paul, Angela,               John, Young Peter, Young Angela,

16. That Wasn’t So Bad?- Judy

17. Mozart’s Lament- Mozart

18. A Little Dip- Mel. Ricky, Judy, Meg, Angela, Ronnie

19. What Are You Looking At? Meg’s Shower Sonata-                       Meg, Killer

20.Meet Me At The Waterfront- Angela, Paul

21. Judy’s Hotspot Sensation- Judy, Killer

22. It Can’t Be!-Ricky, Mel, Killer, Eddie

23. Chick With A Dick- Ronnie, Angela

24. Finale




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One response to “Sleepaway Camp: The Musical! ♪♫

  1. Hilarious! I accidentally watched the end of this way late at night a few years back. Based on your song list it might be worth watching the whole thing 🙂

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